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She offered the towel to Mark, placing it on his forehead. ” she asked. “I think I’m a little better. So damn weird—I have no idea what happened. ” Rubbing his cheek, Katie said, “We’ve got to get your fever down. And where did that come from? ” “I don’t know. One guy in my department was sneezing like crazy the other day,” he replied. “Let’s get some aspirin in you,” Katie said. ” “Just give me time to try to feel better, K. It’s the Super Bowl. Let me close my eyes and concentrate on relaxing my body,” he rasped.

AnYthinG i neeD to Know there? I must admit, there’s a degree of truth to that rumor. Having said that, you need to understand that the Proctors deal with all types of people taking the Exam, many of whom are colossal d-bags themselves. Like multiplying two negative integers, it takes a d-bag to nullify a d-bag. It’s a law of the universe. The reality is, the Proctors have to be prepared to deal with anything, therefore they can seem a bit edgy and tightly wound—one might even say paranoid. ) So, if you must engage any of the Proctors on a one-to-one basis (which I would avoid if possible), try not to look directly into their eyes.

You’re KinDA DrAmAtic. You don’t even know. But I’m serious: if you put in the time to work this study guide and simultaneously commit to renting as many zombie films as possible, Worthington spent the night before the Exam whooping it up and then failed the test the following day. Don’t let this be you! then you should be a shooin for the glorious world that awaits you. “GLorious” seems LiKe A stretch. Whatever. Maybe you could take that energy you expend on making light of this process and use it instead to constructively prepare for the Exam.

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